Amazon Shutting Down in 2024.
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The Worldwide Online Shopping Website is shutting down on March 2024. The CEO, Jeff Bezos says "Amazon is one of the best online shopping websites, but people have been putting nonsense like random hate and false tall tales about our site. We will once come back, and even more powerful." People say that you pay money to reduce the cost of certain items. These people are referring to the Amazon Prime Feature which you need to pay monthly expenses to have. Former President Barack Obama says "They are starting to care more about money then their buyers." Expert Spender J.J Holla says "Their services are getting stale and they are upping their prices then other online shopping websites like Walmart.com." There are rumors about people starting a riot to stop Amazon's business. However, this is not true as recent studies say Amazon is shutting down in 2024. This research comes from Amazon's assistant supervisors. They say that they are slowing down business until it completely stops business. In conclusion, Amazon is shutting down in 5 years, get all your stuff you need before they shut down.
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