"Genitals growing in my nostrils"

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On the 2nd of June, Christopher Lindsey discovered he had genital warts growing off his tits. This is caused by sniffing bike licking and sniffing bike seats and also mobility scooter seats. Unfortunately they isn't a cure for this illness so Christopher will have to suffer the consequences of being a weirdo for the rest of his eternity.

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