Rachel Notley Missing, Calgary Man Todd Oakley Suspected
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Incumbent Alberta premier Rachel Notley was reported missing on election day when campaign officials were unable to reach her.
A source within the NDP party has indicated that this is currently Rachel Notley's menstruation period.
Local Calgary man Todd Oakley, 34, is suspected to be related to the disappearance. He is known within the community as the 'Red Hammer' and was last spotted with red stains around his dink area.
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