Lolita on the Loose after Ultra Fail

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Loud music and vibrating bass from nearby Ultra Music Festival, which was recently relocated to Virginia Key, caused a tank housing Lolita the Killer Whale to rupture and spill 2.5 million gallons of water into neighboring Biscayne Bay. Story developing...

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