Cigarettes join Marijuana as a Controlled Substance in June 2019

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In a bipartisan vote behind the scenes, Cigarettes sales will be banned beginning June 1, 2019. With pressure from the insurance companies about paying claims due to cigarette use, ranging from lung to heart disease, Congress passed the bill with an over whelming majority. The President is expected to sign the bill into law this week. All agreed that it was a common sense measure to curb the rising cost of medical expense that is self inflicted. Doctors applauded the decision and stated, "We help them and tell them to quit, but they go out and cause more problems." The bill pushed by Internet Doctor, Dr J D King thanked the house and senate and eagerly awaits the President's signature. We can now focus more on common colds, flu and other illness with modern solutions such as Google and Youtube, added King. This is a great day for Internet Doctors, King said.

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