Local Gateford resident barred from Church

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A local resident of the gateford area, Jack Cliffe, is barred from St. John’s church as he entered it off his twat and offered the priest 12 pingers to eliminate all of the bad decisions he made in life. Things such as... having sexual intercourse with a dead fox and smoking a “Jigga” and exhaling it into a elderly woman’s face and telling her to “keep F***ing walking”

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