Recent discoveries shows a cult all about burning potatoes
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(Burnt potato picked up by forensic scientists)
A pair of deer hunters heard noises coming from a nearby cave. They went to check it out when they saw red dressed tall adults throwing potatoes into fire. When the hunters threatened to shoot them with arrows, the cultists ran.
"The feeling of being in there was horrifying, even with weapons." Says one of the hunters.
The aftermath of one of the hunters getting hit with flaming potatoes was severe. The man, censored for personal reasons, was marked with a 45 degree burn on the chest.
More people have reported they've seen hundreds of potatoes being burnt as well as their own potato farms. More "BURN THE POTATOES" cults are being formed each day and night, causing global lack of potatoes.
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